SPLAT Magazine Presents: SPLAT Dawg

First we brought you the SPLAT Girls, then the SPLAT Riot, and even the SPLAT Sports Book, but nothing can prepare you for the future of Paintball entertainment, the SPLAT Dawg.

Available direct from SPLATMagazine.com, each SPLAT Dawg comes brainwashed with hundreds of wacky and entertaining paintball facts and trivia, and has been ordered to destroy other paintball magazines on site.

SPLAT Dawg can survive off a case of RPS Premium Gold for weeks at a time, and when he craps it back out you can use it as white box at your next practice.

SPLAT Dawg is a proven XBall sideline coach and is also credited as the first non-human to win back to back Paintball eating contests.

All hail SPLAT Dawg, the next evolution of paintballer.