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My B-Day In Vegas!!

admin — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:16:31 +0000

Well I think this may have been my best birthday weekend ever, thanks in no small part to the location (Las Vegas) So here’s a quick recap of exactly how your suppose to do Vegas if your like me and don’t drink.
Friday
- Check into Suite at the Rio
- Eat at Cafe Martiano’s, hands down best Italian food I’ve ever had.
- Go see Danny Gans at the Mirage, possibly the best vegas show I’ve seen.
- Go bowling at Lucky Strikes inside the Rio.

Saturday
- Go watch final tables at the WSOP (World Series of Poker)
- Walk around Fremonth Street in downtown Vegas and go see all the crazy ass people walking around.
- Play blackjack at the oldest casino on the old strip, complete with saloon style decor, girls dancing on the card tables, and 80yr. black ladies playing rag-time on the piano.
- Eat at the American Cafe at 1am

Sunday
- Head over to the world famous Gun Shop, the only place I know of where you can pay to shoot fully automatic weapons. I put rounds through a 9mm handgun, 12-gauge SWAT shotgun, AK-47, SAW Machine Gun, and Police Sniper Rifle. The kick and power behind those things make paintball a huge joke.
- Finally go see “Love”, the only Cirque Du Soeil show in Vegas I haven’t seen yet. Amazing music, amazing visuals.
- Head back to the Rio, catch a drunk chick who literally runs through the glass door, hold her up for 10 seconds and wait for shady black guy and his friend to start hitting on plastered drunk chick (No……seriously.)

Thats a lot to do in three days and I’m exhausted and home now, and more than likely I’m heading back up there in two weeks to see the Griffin’Jackson fight at the Mandalay Bay. Still looking for two people that wanna go with me and my cousin Spitts (Main event of the WSOP starts that same day, then we can hit up the Gun Shop on Sunday.), so let me know if your interested and have cash (Meaning your probably not a paintballer.)

SPLATXD on I-Tunes!!

IQ — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:11:06 +0000

That’s right, were going to be archiving all SPLATXD paintball video content for immediate I-Tunes podcast download so that you can have it loaded and ready to go whenever you want to watch it, and you can even turn your auto-downloader on and everytime we post up a new item to our podcast your computer will instantly pull it down for you. Que loco!! Subscribe by clicking here

SPLATXD ITunes

SPLATXD #2 is LIVE

IQ — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:00:24 +0000

Second issue is up boys and girls, can you believe that were delivering another 100 pages of ridiculous paintball video and content just one month after Issue 1? If you can, your expectations of us are obviously WAY too high. So what can you expect in Issue 2?

Pro-School: Todd Martinez

Firepower: The Infinity Legend

Bonus Balls: Episode 2 (NPPL Buffalo Predictions)

The Ultimate Camo GuidePicking the Best Barrel

Communication Secrets with Dynasty Coach Glenn Forster

and crap loads more. So rather than me talking your ear off here, gets to readin!

READ SPLATXD #2!!

SPLATXD is Live!

IQ — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:17:39 +0000

I was gonna hold off on updating for awhile but then it turns out my blog is the #1 “click-through” item in the new issue so far, scary considering you go a few pages further and you could be visiting a SPLAT Girls myspace, BUT, you choose me, so either you just watched the first episode of Bonus Balls, or I’ve greatly misjudged the sexual orientation of our readership.

Anyways, thanks for checking out the first issue of SPLATXD. If you haven’t heard already, were switching over to a new digital presentation company this Thursday, which will result in twice as fast loading time on the pages, as well as an additional 20% viewing space on each page. Good stuff all around.

So, now that it appears I have to update this thing regularly, I will be using this blog to answer questions/suggestions/comments about all things SPLAT, from the good (SPLATXD, the DVD’s) to the bad (Our postponement of our latest scenario game, the ugliness of the male staffers.)

Got an idea for the magazine? Want more video, should it be shorter, are you pissed that you got Rick Rolled (If you don’t know what I’m talking about, considering yourselves luckily until issue 2.)? Email it all to me at editors@splatmagazine.com and check back here for the answers.

Laters!

Big Game at Jungle Island This Weekend

IQ — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:13:52 +0000

I’ll be guest playing once again with Sonny Lopez and his LA Hitmen at the big game at Jungle Island Paintball in Lake Elsinore, CA. Psycho Clown Posse will be there as well and I’m sure a lot of other great local scenario teams will be in attendance. If your looking for a really great big game, there is none better in So. Cal. www.jungle-island.com

SPLATXD is coming……….

admin — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:54:42 +0000

For those of you that haven’t heard yet, SPLATXD, the latest invention by the mad scientists over here at SPLAT Magazine, will be going live on this website on May 1st. Featuring over a hour’s worth of video content including interviews, previews and reviews of the best players and hottest gear in the industry, SPLATXD is poised to over the paintball media as the premiere method of pball content delivery. SPLATXD will also be a monthly publication, which means event coverage will be as current as humanly possible, and we’ll be packing more bang for your buck (Did I mention SPLATXD is free?) than ever before. May 1st, where will you be?

SPLAT Annouces New Mascot: SPLAT DAWG

IQ — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 22:42:35 +0000

SPLAT Magazine Presents: SPLAT Dawg

First we brought you the SPLAT Girls, then the SPLAT Riot, and even the SPLAT Sports Book, but nothing can prepare you for the future of Paintball entertainment, the SPLAT Dawg.

Available direct from SPLATMagazine.com, each SPLAT Dawg comes brainwashed with hundreds of wacky and entertaining paintball facts and trivia, and has been ordered to destroy other paintball magazines on site.

SPLAT Dawg can survive off a case of RPS Premium Gold for weeks at a time, and when he craps it back out you can use it as white box at your next practice.

SPLAT Dawg is a proven XBall sideline coach and is also credited as the first non-human to win back to back Paintball eating contests.

All hail SPLAT Dawg, the next evolution of paintballer.

SPLAT Academy

IQ — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 01:09:19 +0000

Any last minute entries guys need to be in by tomorrow or at the very least contact me to let me know you want to pay on-site.

As a special offer to PBN users, anyone that wants to sign up for this once in a lifetime chance to train with Rich Telford and other members of team XSV, I’ll extend a special discounted offer that expires tomorrow.

Ususal fee: $250
Special PBN offer (Available only today and tomorrow): $200

First case of paint is included, plus there will be prizes and a raffle done as well.

We got players coming from as far as Ohio to attend this weekend, and any tournament players that want to get ready for World Cup, Commanders Cup, Spyder Cup, etc., this is the best shot your gonna have at getting ready.

Interested? PM me or visit www.splatacademy.com

Cya this weekend!!

Chris